appearances     Goals for    Per     goals        Per
                                          Game   against       Game     
Belch,           11 (all in net) N/A               91          8.27
hedderz,          4               8       2        19          4.75
Pie,             12               5       0.41     97          8.08
Mini,             6 (+1 in net)   7       1.17     52          7.43   
Shiz,            11               2       0.18     89          8.09
Piggy,           10              12       1.2      68          6.80
Rascle,           9               3       0.33     73          8.11
Fist,             9               0       0.00     88          9.77
Dr H              5               1       0.20     47          9.40
Lifey             4               4       1.00     36          9.00
Nev               4               1       0.25     39          9.75
Gregg             1               1       1.00      6          6.00


44 for 97 against in 12 games.

Av. 3.66 goals for, 8.08 goals against per game.

Mini's goals for calculated as 7 in 6 games. goals against calculated as 52 in 7. 

This statistically makes Hedderz the best striker, and luckiest player to have on the field. And making Mark the unluckiest to have on the field. (9.77 goals conceded by the team per game he's in)

These stats have no relevance on the quality of football people play. It is merely saying how we're doing as a team.